- Gore-Tex® taped seamed outer shell fabric
- Fully waterproof and breathable
- YKK AquaGuard® zippers
- Welded pocket zips
- Two cargo pockets with secure flap entry
- Rubber hem velcro adjusters
- Adjustable waist belt
- Palace rubber zip pulls
- Palace and Gore-Tex® silver branding
- Bare people
- With chicken legs
- And wet knees
- Crying on the internet
